Are you one of those people that need to shower and shave, like, EVERY day? Feel “icky” if you don’t?  If so, may we suggest a nice hotel/water park in the Dells for you?  You won’t enjoy this experience and your potential negative mojo will likely try your fellow paddlers patience…and friendship.

If you despise the thought of sweating…we’re probably not the experience for you. It will likely be warm and humid and you’ll need to paddle and put a bit of effort in.  “Anything worth doing is worth earning,” that’s what Grandpa Newton used to say. You’ll want to leave your Cleopatra Complex at home, she won’t make it here.

Do you love the thought of camping and sleeping under the stars, a comfy sleeping bag and fresh air?  As you drift off to dreamland, an owl hooting, memories of the day laughing with friends around the campfire and the feeling of warmth on your sun-kissed shoulders. Do you relish the view out your tent in the morning as the sun rises to meet you? YOU are our kinda people, get over here!